If hear " Twilight" one more time, I'll beat someone.

So. It was a series os books. Now it's a movie?
Ugh. Talk about lame. I swear to the holy lord Jesus, shall his presence be real or unreal, if I hear one more word of Edward, Jacob, Twilight, or, most of all, VAMPIRES, I'll kill myself or kill the person uttering such word! ( Of course it's okay on here, 'cause we're typing. =P )
Vampires, sure; that's a cool myth. But frankly, it's beome so used and cliche that's it's a little annoying. Even more annoying when people are like: ' o yeh lololol i luv jacob soo mch he is sooo col and sexxxe!" " lololol,( Would a noob really use that comma?) yeh me 2 gir, but i luv edwrd best he is so sexxe and strng and fine and vampries win ovr werwlves" <-- Like the whole Werewolves/Vampire thing isn't completely overused, ANYWAY? Hello, they've only made a bajillion movies starring such creatures. And if it's on hollywood, it's usually cliche.
And, by the way: heard that the movie SUCKED. :\ Oh well, stupid Edward/Jacob fangirls. Oh well.

Anyway. Anyone else want to rant, or completely spit in my face and prove to me, once and for all, that this series and movie aren't completely stupid, and cliche?
( P.S. --Edward is a GARY-SUE. >>>:\ He's like a blood-sucking "Super Man" for Pete's sake.)
( P.P.S -- " For Pete's sake"... Who is Pete and why do I care about his sake? \=| )

Well I personally have taken a dislike for this franchise not only for an over-rated book and poor film but also the social effect it had. And while the squealing fangirls are indeed a contribution to my hatred there's something else far worse. Although I hate to label people or myself I dress like a "goth" minus the make up. This is one term I don't mind, and I can just about stomach the word emo but these kids =[

I thought it was a joke when another forum member mentioned it to me but there are actually 14 and 15 year old kids pretending to be vampires. This is frankly driving me batty, please oh please forgive the bad vampire pun. What's your take on this crime that Twilight has unknowingly spawned from the depths of adolescent hell?

Dude, have you even /seen/ how many "Vegetarian Vampire" shirts there are like... in EVERY STORE?! @ A @

Urge to kill, rising!!!

Actually I haven't seen those over here yet and hope that I never do. And besides that phrase makes no bloody sense XD.

Well, supposedly, Edward's families only drink animal blood, making them "Vegetarian Vampires" :/

LMAO
I'm sorry to all you young people out there but if kids actually believe a line like that they deserve a smack in the head urgently.

OHMUHGAWD, yes. And there's a girl in one of my classes who's like: " My body temperature is lower than normal, ALL the time. Like a vampires." -- She talks like she's trying to prove that she's a vampire. All I can do is stare at her with an expression that says: " Really? Are you really saying this right now?"
And an old, original vampire myth describes hungry, bloodthirsty souls that didn't receive access to heaven and came back to earth to seek revenge on innocent people. They don't fall in love, happen to be super rich, have nice cars, are gorgeous, and, oh, I forgot, super strength. And sorry to break it to all of the Edward fangirls, but you are not a vampire. Or a fairy, or a werewolf. Much to my dismay, I am not an anime character. Oh well. I don't run around telling people that my eyes are more glittery and shiney than everyone else's, and thus it is eternal proof that they are anime eyes and that I am an anime character.
Psh.
What I think we should be feeling, besides eternal consuming hatred for these people, is, maybe, worried for them? It is a little sad. That they really BELIEVE that they are vampires, or they're surely wishing.

WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT A GUY WHO GOES AROUND SLAYING VAMPIRES, and we'll make a character who acts JUST like Edward, who has a girlfriend named Stella, and he should be mass fuckin' murdered. Then, we'll slowly add more reoccuring Twilight characters, incagnito, and kill them, too. :/

It's extraordinarily sad and these kids really do need to wake up. To quote I'm up for "mass fuckin' murder" any day of the week and do it for free if Cullens are involved.

Woot woot! Go Reaper. Amen, bruthuh. And, Reaper, I cannot stop looking at your icon. It keeps drawing my attention to it. Like, it's so irritating, in a not-extreme or really that irritating kind of way. D: <

lol, thats my crazy homicidal tails <3

I respect your opinion, but I totally disagree. The books are the epitome of cliche and the characters aren't imperfect enough. In my opinion. Do you have anything to defend your opinion with? Something to change my mind about it? :/ Just curious to hear another point of view.

W-well I like Twilight! D: < It's so romantic!! @ w @

Everyone here's just mad because Edward's just toally sexy. :"3

Edward is totally a loser. Akito, you're such a lamo. Like every other twilight fanGIRL.

Ewww the dreaded f-word, its almost as bad as the sasuke f*ng**ls

I read the books, and they were okay. Like, they weren't anything special, just average. I've read far better stories in every genre. But then EVERYBODY AND THEIR FUCKING CAT STARTS READING IT. THEY AREN"T THAT GOOD! And how everybody talks about the fucking series now, it just makes me want to knock my own brains out with a sledgehammer when they start going on and on and on about how hot Robert whatever the fuck his last name is. They're a series of okay, extremely overrated books. I wouldn't read the series more than once due to the extreme predictability of it. Well, I guess I really can agree with the whole "mass fucking murder" idea. The Cullens need it. Desperately. The only character in the series with any development whatsoever is Jacob, and he's a fucking pedophile. Fucking vampires and werewolves. Why can't we have something new, like Dragons versus Dinosaurs or something?

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I read the books, and they were okay. Like, they weren't anything special, just average. I've read far better stories in every genre. But then EVERYBODY AND THEIR FUCKING CAT STARTS READING IT. THEY AREN"T THAT GOOD! And how everybody talks about the fucking series now, it just makes me want to knock my own brains out with a sledgehammer when they start going on and on and on about how hot Robert whatever the fuck his last name is. They're a series of okay, extremely overrated books. I wouldn't read the series more than once due to the extreme predictability of it. Well, I guess I really can agree with the whole "mass fucking murder" idea. The Cullens need it. Desperately. The only character in the series with any development whatsoever is Jacob, and he's a fucking pedophile. Fucking vampires and werewolves. Why can't we have something new, like Dragons versus Dinosaurs or something?

I'm sorry Riku, but you're going to have to turn in your manhood as payment for reading that book.

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Sad but true, manhood in the incinerator XD

Ok Twighlight overevue. Besides how horrible the girl was she had 2 faces the im sad face and the I wanna fuck you face. You know when she bites her lip the slut wants it. Also I thought the other characters weren't that bad the family was a little extraish but they played thier parts pretty well. Now for Edward..........ok hes a little awekward not gonna lie he stutters... I'm pretty sure Edward isn't a freaky voice cracking dude. O and the sparkles? Fucking lawl. O look at me I'm all sad and I'm made of dimonds. I want to see some more death. Bella breaking her leg was good I loved it. More death I need more death plus the whole We can't have sex cause I can't control myself. Bitch would have left him and jumped on the black guys dick who almost killed her. Shes a slut nuff said. I've seen enough girls make that face to know. O and I havn't read the books. Just the movie. Jacob was my fav character. He was the only vampire with balls.

Jacob's not even a vampire. XD He's a werewolf. But my favorite part in that really long dreary movie was when Bella was convulsing after being bitten by that ugly hobo blonde dude.

I just liked the ones that accually tried to kill someone. haha LONGEST KISS SCENE EVER! btw i mean that was rediculous.

The saddest thing about society today is that they don't want to read anything until it becomes a movie. And then when they do read the book, they get all prissy saying, "this is not how it goes!" The last time that happen with me was with Eragon and I punched the guy who said it sucked. Only the movie sucks, not the book. If you ask me, fantasy should only be portrayed through fantasical ways. If you try to fit reality in there, someone, or rather, many become disappointed. Thus, why it's called fantasy. It plays into one's imagination and lets them dream it out as they read. To put concrete images to it just shatters it. So that's why, every time I see some desperate movie director trying to do so, I say, "I hope yu die in a f**king inferno of spiralling stupidity within the 5 gates of Hell. Good day." -cheery smile-