The random vending machine!

This game is simple, insert a coin, or anything else into the vending machine, and the next poster will determine what you get, be it good, bad, or disgusting! Here is an example:

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Poster 1: *inserts coin*

Poster 2: You get a bucket!
*inserts coin, this is still Poster 2!*

Poster 1: WTF A BUCKET??/// U GETZ A BOMB LOLOLOLO
*inserts coin*

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Thus, the vicious circle continues. I'll start, so the second poster chooses what I get!

*inserts coin*

You get a pair of free tonga panties from Victoria's Secret! :3 Go you!

-inserts coin-

You get all my hair that I lost when I got my hair cut earlier! How lucky.

Now what am I supposed to do with these panties?

*inserts panties into the machine*

You get a limitted edition hentai yuri magazine, pack filled with RingoxSimca action! You nasty pervert. ^_^

-inserts...hair?-

You get an Agito Plushie! How adorable/creepy!

Now what's this magazine?

*opens the yuri magazine, and gets a huge nose bleed after a few seconds, the blood ruining the magazine*

MY NOOOOOOOOOOOSE! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP!

*nose bleeds into the machine*

You get Kazu's beanie! It looks a little dirty; looks like some vending machine worker had to claw for it...

Agito plushie! *O* OMG!! CUTTTTTTTEEEEE! -sleeps with it, bathes with it, reads it stories, eats with it-

-inserts a pickle-

You get Ine's saggin' boobs, "cow-tongue" and granny wrinkles stuck permanently in your thought-stream as well as Sakanako's horrible singing of "We Belong To The Sea - Aqua" for an entire month. That's Etsuko's form of revenge. NOW GIVE ME MY PLUSHIE BACK! >=O


-inserts revenge-

You get a poster of Takeshiro screaming "Vengeance be mine!" Lame!

And I'm outta coins, and this beanie is nasty...

*Falcon Punches machine*

Kazu jumps out of the machine and steals his beanie back! Too bad...

-inserts banana-

You get attacked by monkies! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Still out of coins...

*sticks tongue into machine, and gets stuck*

You get... a soda! Wow.


-inserts fish-

You get a cheese-burger! U CNA HAZ CHEESEBURGER!1

*drinks soda, and inserts dirty sock*

You get a lifetime supply of gum! Woo-hoo!


*inserts empty can of Dr. Pepper*

You get a recording of a little boy about 3 feet tall playing "Lightly Row" on the world's smallest violin. ^o^ SQQQQQRAWAAAWKKKK.

-inserts more revenge, hoping for an Agito plushie-

You get a..... Akito&Agito plushie! Aaawww. Look, when you switch the eyepatch, the plushie changes expressions! This is a rare collector's item!


*insert's Ameko's violin and angry rocks*

You win an I-Pod that plays nothing but "Mad World" by Tears for Fears over and over! The creepiest song ever, until Gary Jules remade it! Try not to have nightmares.


*inserts my evil cat*

Catnip begins to rain from the sky! It makes everyone's cat high-- cat's try to dominate the world, now that they have drugs to power them.

-inserts another banana-

You get my gym shorts for marching season! If I were you, I'd dispose of them FAST.

Also, my cat is back and howling downstairs...D:

*inserts fear*

You get a free counseling session on Dawson McAllister live!

Thanks for the iPod, I reprogrammed it!


*inserts Snicker's fang*

You get... Agito's green froggy jacket! Yay! Oh? But what's this? There's a note taped to it; It reads: " Whoever the hell gets this....You're the next one on my 'people-to-kill' list. I'm coming for you."
Watch out! This tyke was in the police force!! Who knows what sort tricks he's got up his sleeve to find you!

Talk about scary; I'd try and get rid of that as soon as possible, though. Lose his trail. o.o

-{Inserts her rabid puppy dog, since we're talking of pets}-

" Oh, Golly gee, I hope I get a (*coughhackmikucoughuchi--hackcoughha.*) nice, cool soda! Or maybe a nice Yaoi magazine??" *A*

You get a dog bone! Aaaw. Too
bad.


*inserts happiness*

You got a free Miku Uchiha! ^o^ Awww, look at his cute pink jackettttttt....~~ <3

-inserts Sakanako-

OMG! Miku!!!! *O* CUUUUUUTTEE!!!!!!!!

You get Sakanako's AT's and regalia! Lucky you!


*inserts Guitar Hero guitar controller*

You get Rock Band for the X-Box 360, but no instruments to go with it!

*inserts my Flash Drive into the machine*